weird things

Several times today, a weird statement has come out of my mouth.

For example:

As I was getting ready for church this morning, I told Andrew, "I feel like I look like death." and he said, "nah, you don't look like death." to which I replied, "aww! Thanks for saying I don't look like death!! That's so sweet of you!" We apparently have a low bar for compliments around here. ;o)
#marriedfor10years #reallife

Then during church, Jasper was walking out to go to his Stepping Stones program, and I hurriedly whispered as he was leaving, "Remember, don't snort like a pig and don't pick your nose. I love you! Have fun!" You know... just covering the basics.

Then at the restaurant for lunch, when they delivered my meal Mom Meade said, "oohh! What did you get?" to which I replied, "I think its beef. But maybe it's pork... I'm not really sure which meat it is. I thought it would be deep fried, but it's floating in this green stuff instead. But it's really good!" Nothin' like knowing what you're putting in your body.

And lastly, at the Women's Ministry Kickoff at church tonight, I was sitting at the table with all my besties (minus Wauhop) when all of a sudden I hear them chatting about something very interesting, and I jump in with, "Wait! Who packs heat in their diaper bag?!" and sure 'nough, one of my girlfriends at church packs heat in her diaper bag. I thought for sure I misheard, but nope. I pity the fool in gets in the way of this momma!